OMG, I was almost arrested last night. My boyfriend who is police officer, but he is in some special units (I dont know, I never ask) was on work last night. I was driving home from training and I always pass thru part of town where is always big croud of people, like in one minute there will be like 1000 people in one place.
Police car cut me, and I had to pull over really fast, they came out with guns and masks and they draged me out of car. They searched whole car and found fake gun next to my kimono (I train martial arts) and they made me lay on the ground singing some song (I sang Jenny from the block, that is first song that I rememberd), like to see if I had drinking, and then my boyfriend came out of the police car and started to laugh. He said "when you started to sing I couldnt do it anymore, you cracked me up. Jlo saved you"
I just wanted to kill him. Now they have video of "arresting", all are laughing at me in police station. They call me Lil Jlo

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yeah, glad you guys had fun reading, but it wasnt funny for me at all. I had gun pointed in my head... by the way, they gave me shirt today with sign "Jlo said Enough" and on the back it has Enough poster