keep up the funny headlines we had going on in some threads...
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tah71 |
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Posts: 18604 07/23/04 6:11 AM marcjenforever
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"Is J Lo Upset about Marc's Snoring?"
YES - Jennifer has complained to friends about Marc's persistant snoring at night, so much so, that she's having him fitted for his own personlized nasal clips. |
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ATL24 |
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Posts: 11274 07/23/04 6:17 AM ♥ GeorgiaBarbii ♥
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 "J.Lo Plots to Kill Puffy...with Radioactive Gum!" "She hates the way Puffy always suprises her with lavish gifts," say sources. "I hate diamonds! Puffy has to die! And it needs to be untracable," Lopez has confided to pals. 
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tah71 |
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Posts: 18604 07/23/04 6:22 AM marcjenforever
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 ^ we should send her some of these for project 724, or maybe not. I'm sure she's read enough of these for real!
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ATL24 |
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Posts: 11274 07/23/04 6:28 AM ♥ GeorgiaBarbii ♥
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i think she'd be like "
" and " " at the same time. lol but i think she'd get that these are done with love! 
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tah71 |
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Posts: 18604 07/23/04 6:30 AM marcjenforever
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Yeah, Love and Laughter
Timmy, we know you have some good ones so c'mon! |
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Still PaperFlowers |
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Posts: 11241 07/23/04 6:33 AM J.Lo's Lil' Devil |
"J.Lo Is A Fraud!
 "The real Jennifer Lopez was recently released from her Brazilian jungle hideout. She was found dazed and confused. When questioned on she survived, she claimed she lived off Snicker bars ever since her imposter locked her up! |
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timmyd2121 |
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Posts: 27672 07/23/04 8:56 AM Beyond Bitchy.
most likely to stowaway on jen's tour bus '09 admin most likely to accidentally delete the entire board '09 "The measure of things is not what happens when you fall, it's how you recover when you fall." |
we have to make them up?
i thought we were supposed to look for wild and crazy headlines but if we're making them up, i'll so some later. I need to take a poop. |
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timmyd2121 |
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Posts: 27672 07/23/04 10:24 AM Beyond Bitchy.
most likely to stowaway on jen's tour bus '09 admin most likely to accidentally delete the entire board '09 "The measure of things is not what happens when you fall, it's how you recover when you fall." |
 "J.Lo almost kidnapped by fellow actor" |
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Intermediate Jen-ology
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tah71 |
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Posts: 18604 07/23/04 2:02 PM marcjenforever
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Quote: Timmy,you're now an official member of the slow club along with K. and Tee. 
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timmyd2121 |
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Posts: 27672 07/23/04 5:56 PM Beyond Bitchy.
most likely to stowaway on jen's tour bus '09 admin most likely to accidentally delete the entire board '09 "The measure of things is not what happens when you fall, it's how you recover when you fall." |
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ATL24 |
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Posts: 11274 07/23/04 8:05 PM ♥ GeorgiaBarbii ♥
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Quote: Welcome!
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Still PaperFlowers |
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Posts: 11241 07/24/04 12:11 AM J.Lo's Lil' Devil |
Omigod...I'm getting so confused! K...gah!
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superflygirl |
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"J.Lo Secretely Harbouring AK-47s...Says Will Practice on Tourists Near Miami Home"
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Still PaperFlowers |
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Posts: 11241 07/24/04 12:33 AM J.Lo's Lil' Devil |
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ATL24 |
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Posts: 11274 07/24/04 6:27 AM ♥ GeorgiaBarbii ♥
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*changes vacation plans*
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tah71 |
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Posts: 18604 07/24/04 6:29 AM marcjenforever
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na, I'd take my chances.
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ATL24 |
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Posts: 11274 07/24/04 6:36 AM ♥ GeorgiaBarbii ♥
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A brave soul, that Tee is
"J Lo's Cabbage Fetish!" ...get the details inside. |
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MiaJennifer |
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ahahahah
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tah71 |
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Posts: 18604 07/27/04 3:59 AM marcjenforever
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oh I gotta edit this, it was almost two years ago, why do I not find it too funny now? .lol
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